A priest, a doctor and a fresh engineer die and go the heavens gate, they hear GOD'S voice and it says " My sons i am really very sorry but the heaven is full and i can accommodate only one of u. so to choose the rightful person one by one tell me what u have done in ur lifetime."
The priest goes up first and says" well GOD i am a priest i am ur humble servant and have spent all my life working to spread ur message."
The doctor goes up next and says " well i am a doctor and i have helped thousands of people recover from there illnesses and saved countless lives."
The engineer goes up and says " well I worked as a s/w engineer and...."before the engineer could say any further the heavens' gate opened and GOD came out with tears in his eyes and said to the engineer "Say no more my son come with me coz u have already been through hell."
Moral of the story: engineers always land up in heaven because their life is hell. So all u engineers do what ever u want, your place in heaven is fixed.