Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse the order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight

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Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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Sign post outside the collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".

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"G"o_to_bed
"O"ff_d_light
"O"ut_of_tension
"D"reams_come

"N"ice_sleep
"I"gnore_worries
"G"et_up_earlier
"H"ave_nice thought
"T"hank_the_G0D.
"Good Night".

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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too

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Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take
to fly to Amritsar ?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.


 


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Sardar's Wife: pls don't drive the bike fast. i'm very Frightened. Sardar: if u feel Fear, u Better close ur EYES, LIKE ME..!
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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn't travel.

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What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
for a window seat

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Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
Contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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