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    shalini Jayakumar


    Bihar Engineering College Entrance Exam Instructions

    1) Read each question carefully
    2) Answer all questions.
    3) Time Limit 3 weeks.
    4) Begin immediately.

    1. What language is spoken in France?

    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of Bill Clinton.

    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY.

    4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic.

    5. Metric conversion: how many feet are in 0.0 meters?

    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

    8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners

    9. Give the spellings of Bush, Carter and Clinton.

    10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

    11. Where does rain come from? (a) Earth (b) Moon (c) Sun (d) Sky

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) Yes (b) No

    13. What are coat hangers used for?

    14. The Star Spangled Banner is the American National Anthem for what country?

    15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium OR spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

    16. Where is the basement in a three-storey building located?

    17. Which part of America produces the most Florida oranges? (a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin

    18. Advanced maths. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

    19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for

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    shalini Jayakumar
    Manager asked to sardar at an interview
    Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
    Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


    Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
    says - What a shit ?
    "I read the whole book, too many character, no story
    at all" ?.
    Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone

    One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
    Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

    Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
    What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
    Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

    A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
    Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
    Sardar: B.Com final year"
    1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
    "Do you have color TVs?"
    "Give me a green one, please

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