College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jaega...
7FERO k sath koi Tumse bandh jaega
Abhi Bhi waqt Hai kisi SE affair kar lo
Kya Pata kal kaun as Namuna tumhe saup diya jayega...
LEAVE APPLICATION by a Sardar:
My wife is very ill.
As there is no other
HUSBAND in family to look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.
A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building.
He looks up n shouts,"oh, bhenji! Aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya !"