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    things ur mom neva says.........

    "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."

    "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

    Just leave all the lights on. It makes the house look more cheery."

    "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."

    "Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

    "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

    "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week."









    "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the windchill is bound to improve."

    "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve."

    Signs You Have Been Living At Home Too Long
    The first hint is that all the locks are changed.

    Your kids move out of your parent's house before you do.

    Your mother still makes your bed, and then yells at you about grandchildren!

    Little geometric doodle you made during recent tedious phone call wound up in kitchen, affixed to front of fridge with magnets.

    In an attempt to escape you, the house dislodges itself from its foundation while you are at work and is now five blocks away posing as a 7-11.

    Your Mom helps you do the "comb-overs" in the morning before you go to work.

    At your high school reunion you're deliberately vague about how you're saving so much money on your "mortgage"...

    You're 35, and your interior decor consists of Transformers bed sheets and Hot Wheels curtains.

    You have a wife and four kids, but still can't fall asleep until mommy tucks you in.

    You come home one day to a near empty house with a note from your parents saying, "You win, we've moved and we're not giving you the address."





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    hahahahhahahahah....................nice.



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    hahaahah...nice



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    very interesting..



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    nice one



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    lolz...



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    what mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...haily?



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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i dont kno sunny



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