A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
>unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second
>about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a
>man walking with a black dog.
>Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man
>couldn't stand his curiosity.
>He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your
>and I know now is a bad time to disturb you,
> but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking
>single line. Whose funeral is it? "
>The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "
>What happened to her? " !
>The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
>He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
>The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
>the dog attacked and killed her also. "
>A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the
>one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? " The man replied "Join
>queue. "