What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
2. Teacher to a Sardar : A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
Sardar : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your
3. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya ,
Ram ne kaha : Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usine
4. A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime.?
The Priest pats the kids head & replies : NUN My Child NUN....!!
5. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone
Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310
Now it is 6610"
6. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College ,
Banta : Really, what is he studing,
Santa : No is not studying, they r Studying him.
7. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho
Chinti Boli, " Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari
umra kabra khodne me hi beet jayeegi..!!"
8. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale, Santa
agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge Do hi mile the...!!!
9. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse.
He writes a Loveletter to her,
" I LOVE U SISTER."