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    barish_badal
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    JOKES !!!

    freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
    sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
    aur thande pani se naha liya



    Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
    Son: pata nahi.
    Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
    Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
    Father pata nahi.
    Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.



    ants were taking bath and elephant jumped into pool.
    ants go out of water. one ant climbed on to the back
    of elephant, all ants cried " dubo dubo k mar sale ko".



    sardar dukhi tha
    kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
    sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe
    ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.



    man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki
    se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
    manager: so .. sir what can i do?
    Main: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.











    woh koun sa waqt hota hai jab bhai bhai ka nahi
    beta baap ka nahi, maa beti ki nahi,
    beta maa ka nahi hota?
    answer: jab shadi main awaz ati hai khana khul gaya.



    2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
    baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
    Faqir: mera number le lo,
    jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.


    Evolution of man:
    without shaadi spiderman
    shaadi k din superman
    shaadi k baad Gentleman
    aur
    B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman.


     



  2. #2
    vaidehirao
    Guest
    hahahah thts was guddd

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