# Thread: Sachin, The Mischievous Child

1. ## Sachin, The Mischievous Child

TEACHER : Why are you late?
SACHIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
SACHIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
Slow."
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TEACHER : Sachin, why are you doing your math sums
on the
floor?
SACHIN : You told me to do it without using
tables!

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TEACHER : Sachin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
SACHIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
SACHIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SACHIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SACHIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Sachin, go to the map and find North
America.
SACHIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered
America?
CLASS : Sachin!

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TEACHER : Sachin, name one important thing we have
today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
SACHIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Sachin, why do you always get so dirty?
SACHIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.

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SACHIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
SACHIN : Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by
biting insects?
SACHIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Sachin, give me a sentence starting with
"I".
SACHIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Sachin. Always say, "I am."
SACHIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
SACHIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day,
same
time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down
his father's
Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
why his father
didn't
punish him?"
SACHIN : "Because George still had the axe in his
hand?"
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SACHIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
SACHIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are
wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
SACHIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another
pair just like
that
at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped
him,
what virtue would I be showing?
SACHIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Sachin, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before
eating?

SACHIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER : Sachin, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same
as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
SACHIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when
people are
no longer interested?
SACHIN : A teacher

2. good one

3. hahahhaha oooohhhhh

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