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    Sachin, The Mischievous Child

    TEACHER : Why are you late?
    SACHIN : Because of the sign.
    TEACHER : What sign?
    SACHIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
    TEACHER : Sachin, why are you doing your math sums
    on the
    SACHIN : You told me to do it without using

    TEACHER : Sachin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    SACHIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    SACHIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I
    spell it!

    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    SACHIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


    TEACHER : Sachin, go to the map and find North
    SACHIN : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered
    CLASS : Sachin!

    TEACHER : Sachin, name one important thing we have
    today that
    we didn't have ten years ago.
    SACHIN : Me!
    TEACHER : Sachin, why do you always get so dirty?
    SACHIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
    you are.

    SACHIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
    SACHIN : Your name on this report card.
    TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by
    biting insects?
    SACHIN : Don't bite any.
    TEACHER : Sachin, give me a sentence starting with
    SACHIN : I is...
    TEACHER : No, Sachin. Always say, "I am."
    SACHIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of
    the alphabet."
    TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of
    SACHIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
    the same day,
    TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down
    his father's
    tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
    why his father
    punish him?"
    SACHIN : "Because George still had the axe in his
    SACHIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    SACHIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are
    one is green and one is blue with red spots!
    SACHIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another
    pair just like
    at home.
    TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
    donkey and stopped
    what virtue would I be showing?
    SACHIN : Brotherly love?
    TEACHER : Now, Sachin, tell me frankly do you say
    prayers before

    SACHIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
    TEACHER : Sachin, your composition on "My Dog" is
    exactly the same
    your brother's. Did you copy his?
    SACHIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
    TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
    talking when
    people are
    no longer interested?
    SACHIN : A teacher

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    good one

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    hahahhaha oooohhhhh

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