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    Clean one line differences

    1) Women vs. Vinyl Records


    Vinyl records are like women. If you handle it gently, it’ll play for you forever. Accidentally scratch once, and you’re screwed for life

    2)The Gymnastics Blonde

    Why didn't the blonde make the gymnastics team?

    When they asked for a cartwheel, she stole a tire from the hot dog vendor.

    3)The Death of a Simpson

    Which Simpson are the Fox television writers planning to kill next season?

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    hmmm nice

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