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    barish_badal
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    The Drunk

    Santa was planning a move into his new house, which is only
    two blocks away from his present house. So he called a moving
    company for an estimate. All that Santa wanted the moving
    company to move was his big, old grandfather clock. But the
    moving company wanted to charge $350 for this, so Santa decided
    that he would move it himself.

    As he was on his way, he saw a drunk coming his way and tried
    to avoid him, but, still, the drunk walked right into him.

    Santa angrily shouted, "Hey! Watch where you are going, you
    drunk b******!"

    The drunk replied, "You watch where you are going!"


     


    Santa said, "No! You watch where YOU are going. Can't you see
    that I'm carrying this clock?!"

    The drunk said, "It's your fault! Why don't you just wear a
    watch like everyone else?"



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