1)Its funny when people discuss over "love
marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang
himself" or "shoot himself".

2) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

3) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT
(Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out

4)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These
are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is
so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we
can hear the Niagara