8 Mixed Snacks to make you smile
 Money, Child's Play
"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid.
A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to
you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you
a dime. By the time I was 14, I was so rich I owned my own home."
 God's Man
A parish priest was making a visit to the home of
one of the members of the Church group.
Priest knocked on the door, and a little 4-year-old boy came running
to the door, opened and saw the priest.
He called to his dad in a loud voice, "Hey, Dad! That guy that works for God is here!"
 Pundit or Practical
Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only
a high school diploma to fix one.
 Wife's Relatives
I'd rather visit the zoo than my wife's relatives.
Q: Why do men kneel down to propose?
A: It's called surrender!
 Marriage is a union.
A union of heart, a union of soul, a union of minds,
but wait till you find out how much these damn union dues cost you
 Mom Dear
"Mom always used to say that if you can't say anything nice
about someone, don't say anything at all. And she proved true for us children,
she never said anything about our just walking up, running around and
knocking the hell out of her."
 Stand on foot
A dad took his younger daughter to the doctor for her routine scheduled check-up.
They had her do coordination tests, like stacking blocks, and they watch and see if
they walk properly.
And then the doctor said, "Elli, can you stand on one foot for me?" So she gets up,
walks over to the Doctor and stands on his one foot holding his hand.
Thanks for letting me be a part of your day. I hope this is a beginning
of a beautiful time together.