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    lines you should probably NEVER use (for your love)

    I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

    Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

    Iíve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

    Excuse me, but Iím new in town, can I have directions to your place?

    Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

    Iím a thief, and Iím here to steal your heart.

    I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

    Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

    You must be the reason for global warming because youíre hot.

    You know what would look great on you? Me.

    Can I read your T shirt in brail?

    Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

    You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

    I think I need to call heaven because theyíve lost one of their angels.

    Is your name Gillette? Because youíre the best a man can get!

    Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what Iím here after.

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

    The body is made up of 90% water and Iím thirsty.

    Baby you must be tired because youíve been running through my mind all night!

    Are you an overdue book? Because youíve got FINE written all over you!

    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

    I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

    Thatís a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

    You know, winning the lottery doesnít mean much when you have a weak heart.

    If I had a garden Iíd put your tulips and my tulips together.

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

    If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, youíde be called McGorgeous.

    All those curves! And me with no brakes!

    Can I even get a fake number?









    Youíll do.

    Excuse me for interrupting and Iím not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if youíre packing that much ass.

    You might as well sleep with me because Iím going to tell everyone we did anyway!

    I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

    Itís a good thing I have my library card, because Iím checking you out.
    Oh, sorry, Iím reserved for someone else.

    Damn, Iím glad Iím not blind!

    If I followed you home, would you keep me?

    If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

    You look like my second wife! And Iíve only been married once!

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

    If you were Sprite, Iíd obey my thirst!

    Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

    I lost my number, can I have yours?

    Letís make like fabric softner and snuggle

    Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

    Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. Iím not a poet, but damn girl, youíre hot!

    Hi. there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesnít mean much when you have a weak heart.





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    Haha, Thanks for the advice Napster.

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    hope u take them into account



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    lolzzzzzz some of these are soo funny, but some are cute..gurl would like it ppl....



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    hmm really...thanks for advice for a flirt like me



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    why is that..i mean i barely come on here, but i noticed lots of ppl calling u a flirt or u calling ur self a flirt....i mean i really havent seen u flirting...............



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    Haily Posted: March 20 2008 Post subject:

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    why is that..i mean i barely come on here, but i noticed lots of ppl calling u a flirt or u calling ur self a flirt....i mean i really havent seen u flirting...............
    lolz haily .......so do u think i am a devil too as people call me by that name also.....



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    not a devil, maybe act like one..but if alot of ppl says something abt a person, then that means that the person is like that...rite....



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    Haily Posted: March 21 2008 Post subject:

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    not a devil, maybe act like one..but if alot of ppl says something abt a person, then that means that the person is like that...rite....
    well don't follow rest be different.....and okay if u think i am a flirt and devil no probs.....ur wish



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    did i say that i think ur a flirt or a devile..remeber i said.."everyone thinks ur a flirt..which i really havent seen u doing........"



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