Santa and Banta Singh were in Paris where they made friends with a French guy named Jean Paul.They used to go all over Paris with him when suddenly one day Jean Paul disappeared.
Santa and Banta went to the police and lodged a complaint .The police asked Santa/Banta if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would make finding him easier. Santa says..." Jean Paul was handsome and tall "
Police... " All Frenchmen are like that... give us something specific "
Banta says " Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair "
Police says " C,mon guys, all Frenchmen have blue eyes and they are fair, tell us something specific "
Santa and Banta together now.... " Oh yes. now we remember, Jean Paul had two holes in his as*s !!!
Policeman gets really interested now " Now that's something very specific -- but tell me , how do you know this ?? Did you guys see it .
Santa & Banta ... " No we didnt see the holes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone used to say, here comes Jean Paul with the TWO as*s holes .