An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed.
'Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome- plated 38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me.'
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you Rolex watch instead?'
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice, 'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then ... pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'?'