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    Men Strike Back!!!!!

    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None - It should be opened by the time she brings it




     



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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
    never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
    closer to the kitchen sink.





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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?

    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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    Why do men break wind more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
    the front door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told
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    I married Miss Right.

    I just didn't know her first name was' Always'
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
    by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake

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    Why do men die before their wives?

    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
    with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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