When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.
Santa: Very long!
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day . . . .... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
A MAN APPROACED A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN A LARGE SUPER MARKET AND SAID.
"YOU KNOW I HAVE LOST MY WIFE HERE IN THE SUPERMARKET. CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO ME FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES/"
"BUT HOWS THAT GOING TO HELP " ASKED THE WOMAN
WELL REPLIED THE MAN " BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TALK TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, MY WIFE APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE "