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    Jef the Parrot

    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately
    spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

    There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

    'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said,
    'Look, I should tell you first that this bird whose name is Jeff, used to live in

    a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some

    pretty vulgar stuff.'

    The woman thought about this, but decided she had

    to have the bird any way.

    She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her

    living room and waited for it to say something.

    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

    'New house, new madam.'

    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
    but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

    When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school
    the bird saw and said,

    'New house, new madam, new girls.'

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended
    but then began to laugh about the situation
    considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

    Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
    came home from work.

    The bird looked at him and said,
    'Hi, Keith!'

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    well nowadays at home....
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    lolz good one dinesh

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    tks aanku....

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