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    A litte Humour for you all.

    70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?"
    Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"

    A young Chinese girl going on her 1 st date. Her mother warned her…."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; than he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name"
    Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"

    A white couple had a black baby….
    The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
    Husband: Why the baby black?
    Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

    Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
    Husband: "Nothing.
    Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
    Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

    Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
    Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!

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