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    A man , ostrich and a cat !!

    A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, “What can I get for you?”

    The man says “I’ll have a beer”, the ostrich says, “I’ll have a beer”, and the cat says, “I’ll have half a beer and I’m not buying.” So the bartender says, “OK, that will be $3.87.”

    The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.

    About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, “What’ll you guys have?”

    The man says, “I’ll have a beer”, the ostrich says, “I’ll have a beer”,
    and the cat says “I’ll have half a beer and I’m not buying.

    ” The bartender gets them their beer and says “That’ll be $3.87.”

    The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.

    A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks over and asks “What do you guys want today?”


    The man says, “I’ll have a scotch”, the ostrich says, “I’ll have a bourbon”, and the cat says, “I’ll have half a beer and I’m not buying.”

    So the bartender says “OK, that will be $7.53.” The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.


    The bartender’s curiosity got the best of him and he asks, “Why is it that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in you pocket?”


     



    The man said, “I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my pocket for anything I buy.”

    The bartender says, “That’s a great wish…better than asking for a million dollars. A million dollars will run out but that never will. What were your other 2 wishes?”

    The man says, “That’s where I screwed up. I asked for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy.”



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    smileys are too funny ha ha ha

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