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    Oye balle Oye balle Oye balle ...!!!!!!

    You donít stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard






    Oye balle Oye balle Oye balle ...!!!!!!




    Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
    Sardar2:-Birla cement
    Sardar1:-Kyun?
    Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

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    Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
    and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies
    "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon se !"

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    Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
    railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
    He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
    he bought the ticket and didn't travel.


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    A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar
    behind him in the
    line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
    Its 4 asterisks(****).
    The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
    wrong. Its 1258."


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    What is the height of stupidity?
    2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
    for a window seat


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    Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
    has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
    It's for people who can't swim!


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    What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
    A deep thinker..


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    Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take
    to fly to Amritsar?'
    'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
    'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.


     



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    Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke
    paas color TV hai kya?'
    'Haan' replies shopowner.
    Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'


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    Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he
    suddenly hit a girl!
    So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta
    tha!!!'
    And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
    ghanti kya alag se maroon??!!!'








    Oye balle Oye balle Oye balle ...!!!!!!



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    nice mostly r sms i got on my cell nice share

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