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    FUseful quotes-- Really nice make u laugh

    When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
    the world seems to be fading away,
    come along with me
    i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

    If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
    Ans : the days after marriage

    During Marriage ceremony why is the groom is made to sit on the
    horse ?
    He is given his last chance to run away.

    Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
    Open ur eyes !
    Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

    I wrote ur name on the sands.............
    it got washed away,
    I wrote ur name in air..........................
    it got blown away,
    So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

    I got a HEART ATTACK

    LOVE is like a CIGAR
    It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
    But dont worry - we are chain smokers

    ur smile can be compared to a flower
    ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
    ur innocence to a child
    but in stupidity
    u have no comparison
    u r the best

    True love is like a pillow
    u can hug when u r in trouble
    u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
    so when u need true love
    spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

    Dear Friend,

    when i ask u flower,
    u give me bouquet
    when i ask u a stone
    u give me a statue
    when i ask u a feather
    u give me peacock


    I had VODKA with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had WHISKY with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had RUM with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

    when i call u;
    1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
    2 ring means i like u;
    3 means i miss u;
    4 means .........pick d phone idiot


    Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
    exclamatory sentence ...
    Student : WOW !

    The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
    it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
    it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

    A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
    A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
    A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

    History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
    Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

    Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
    Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide...


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    Good share

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    few r repost...but rest r kool nice share

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    thanks again

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