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    A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in." Opening the door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor.

    A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I want to thank youóIím a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. Iím allowed to grant three wishes, so what Iíd like to do is give each of you one wish, and Iíll keep the last one for myself."

    "Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."


    "No problem," says the genie, "itís the least I could do. And you, maíam, what do you want?"

    "I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife.

    "Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man. "And now for my wish. Because Iíve been trapped in that bottle, I havenít had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

    The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses. If you donít mind, honey, I donít either."

    The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes her for three hours. After heís through, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

    "Thirty-five," she replies.

    "And he still believes in genies?"

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    Hahaha!! Good one

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    funny lolz

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