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    Smart Investment

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    A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a
    donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer
    agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry
    son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last

    Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money

    The farmer said: "Can't do that. I went and spent it

    Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the donkey."

    The farmer asked: "What you gonna to do with him?"

    Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." (Note: To
    raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lot -! to
    a group of people each paying the same amount for a

    Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell
    anybody he's dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
    "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
    dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."

    Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"


    Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his
    two dollars."

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    Lol that's clever!!

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