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    Unusual funeral

    A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
    A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
    Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
    The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral ike this with so many of you walking in single file. Whose funeral is it?"
    The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife." What happened to her?"

    The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
    He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
    The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."
    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
    Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?"

    The man replied "Join the queue."


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    gud joke but dude its a repost.

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    hey man...i guess u r on a "posting spree"....nice joke

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