Two Pathans were having a discussion.

First. "Do you see that dove out there, now tell me how can you say if it is a male or a female?"

Second. "It's simple just put some grains in front of it, if HE eats, it is a male if SHE eats, it is a female!"

First. "What a silly answer, well if it doesn't eats at all?"

Second. "It must be a gay!"