I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again.

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Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

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If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.

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Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.

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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home."
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home.

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Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds...

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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday."

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Bholaji is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too
boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??