how does a farmer count his cows?
with a cowculator

doctor,doctor i think im turning into a fish
ok just hop up on the scales

where do snowflakes meet?
at a snowball

vy did the man write on the bald reporters head?
he wanted to give him a HEADline

vy do fireflies get good grades in schoo?
cus they are so bright

which bird can write?
a pen-guin

wen does a duck wake up?
at the quack of dawn

wat did the cave man say after he ran into a dinosaur?
im sausouraus

where did the ghost carry the football?
over the ghoul line

wat did the martian say to the flower?
take me to ur weeder

rgds h777