how does a farmer count his cows?
with a cowculator
doctor,doctor i think im turning into a fish
ok just hop up on the scales
where do snowflakes meet?
at a snowball
vy did the man write on the bald reporters head?
he wanted to give him a HEADline
vy do fireflies get good grades in schoo?
cus they are so bright
which bird can write?
wen does a duck wake up?
at the quack of dawn
wat did the cave man say after he ran into a dinosaur?
where did the ghost carry the football?
over the ghoul line
wat did the martian say to the flower?
take me to ur weeder
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