A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the
water, she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet, when
all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto
the spot where the boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is no longer
there ..he was swept away.
The grandma holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries: Lord, my GOD, how
could you? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother? Haven't I been a
wonderful mother? Haven't I kept a kosher home? Haven't I given to charity?
Haven't I lit candles every Friday night? Haven't I tried my very best to
live a life that you would be proud of?
A voice booms from the sky, "All right already!"
A moment later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the
beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there. He is smiling and
splashing around as if nothing had ever happened.
The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"
She responds, "He had a hat."