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    a different meaning

    School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
    you can die Rich.

    Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
    and a woman gains her masters.

    Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
    feminine waterpower.

    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
    Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of

    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
    elieves he got the biggest piece.

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    nice one...

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