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    Short Jokes

    U love someone
    U marry someone else.
    The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
    And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
    ******

    There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

    There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
    ******

    If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
    If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there

    Is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
    ******

    Three dreams of a man:
    To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
    To be as rich as his child believes.
    To have as many women as his wife suspects...


     


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    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
    If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
    ******

    The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
    Speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.



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    These were good.. Thanks for the share...

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