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    Jasmine Surve

    CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 - Funny

    Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."


    Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

    Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
    Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

    Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
    Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
    is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

    Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

    Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

    Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

    Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

    Customer: "How come?"

    Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
    pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

    Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

    Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

    Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

    Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
    the National Library last week Sir"

    Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
    will that cost?"

    Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
    is $49.99"

    Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

    Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
    over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
    That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,

    Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
    some cash before your guy arrives"

    Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your
    daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

    Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
    How long is it gonna take anyway?"

    Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
    come and collect it on your motorcycle..."

    Customer: " What!"

    Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
    Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

    Customer: " ?"

    Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

    Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
    bottles of cola as advertised?"

    Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also

    diabetic....... "

    Customer: #$$^%&[email protected]$%^ <:#$$%5E%&[email protected]$%%5E>

    Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1997 you
    were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

    Customer: [Faints]

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    hehehhee.....ossum door is open for him...hehehe

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