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    leogal
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    Jokes.........

    Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
    Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
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    Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
    Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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    Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
    Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
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    Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
    Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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    Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
    Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter,not a fortune teller
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    Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
    Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
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    Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    Father : No. Why do you ask that?
    Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
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    Lady : Is this my train?
    Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
    Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to
    Kuala Lumpur.
    Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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    Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
    Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the
    game went into extra time.
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    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no.
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    A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
    commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table
    and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded,
    "Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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    Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in
    two days time?
    Post Master : Well it might do.
    Customer : I bet you, it won't.
    Post Master : Why not?
    Customer : It's addressed to Johor.
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    An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
    'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
    'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
    'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
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    Girl : Do you love me?
    Boy : Yes Dear.
    Girl : Would you die for me?
    Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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    1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
    2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
    1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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    Man : How old is your father?
    Boy : As old as me.
    Man : How can that be?
    Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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    Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
    field"
    Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
    Teacher : How?
    Student : Ladies first.
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    Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
    Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu
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    bubbli.kathy
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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