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    leogal
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    What is marketing?

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and say:
    "I am very rich. Marry me!"
    That's Direct Marketing



    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
    "He's very rich. Marry him."
    That's Advertising.



    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and get her telephone number.
    The next day you call and say:
    "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
    That's Tele- marketing .


     




    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
    You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
    You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride
    You then say:
    "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
    That's Public Relations.



    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
    She walks up to you and says:
    "You are very rich..."
    That's Brand Recognition.



    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and say:
    "I'm rich. Marry me."
    She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
    That's Customer Feedback.



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