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    husband n wife conversation

    A husband and wife are sitting
    in bed reading when the

    Wife looks over at him and asks the

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died?
    Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
    again. "

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures
    with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the
    proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "

    WIFE: -- silence --

    HUSBAND: "sh*t."

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    caught in the act

    but i think this is a repost

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    LOL nice, and yes, I am guessing it's a repost too... But it's ok!! Thanks for the share!!

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