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    leogal
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    husband n wife conversation

    A husband and wife are sitting
    quietly
    in bed reading when the


    Wife looks over at him and asks the
    question....


    WIFE: "What would you do if I died?
    Would you get married again?"


    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being
    married?"


    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
    again. "


    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)


    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our
    bed?"


    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures
    with hers?"


    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the
    proper thing to do."


    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"


     



    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her
    own."


    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"


    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "


    WIFE: -- silence --


    HUSBAND: "sh*t."



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    beng072488
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    caught in the act

    but i think this is a repost

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    LOL nice, and yes, I am guessing it's a repost too... But it's ok!! Thanks for the share!!

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