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    Very funny egyptian interview

    read when the confusion between tourist and terrorist starts!!!

    A foreign reporter moves on and approaches a random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality:

    Reporter: Hello
    Egyptian: Welcun to egybt

    Reporter: thank u ..may i interview u?
    Egyptian: Ofcors

    Reporter: What's ur name?
    Egyptian: 3essam

    Reporter: Ok Mr.Essam..What do u do?..(remembering Taha)..sorry..i mean do u work?
    3essam: Yas..i have koshk

    Reporter: koshk?..what is a koshk?
    3essam: small subarmarkot..u undurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and fart

    Reporter: Dont u think somking is bad for people?
    3essam: I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem we say here in Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish)

    Reporter: I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about terrorism?
    3essam: Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light we say here in egybt...nawart masr

    Reporter: I am shocked to hear that
    3essam: NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment

    Reporter: R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?
    3essam: Sbeak again bleez

    Reporter: I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?
    3essam: Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan

    Reporter: Oh my god..that is very u have any idea where do they reside in Egypt?
    3essam: Sbeak again

    Reporter: where terrosits stay in Egypt
    3essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha

    Reporter: oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those terrorists?
    3essam: Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey borotect terrorists very well..dont warry..dont zey brotect u?

    Reporter: why do i need protection?
    3essam: Because u r terrorist

    Reporter: Absolutely not
    3essam: u look like zem

    Reporter: Do I?
    3essam: yas..wite clozes and no sbeak arabic

    3essam: Sank u very much..

    Reporter: I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information
    3essam: sbeak again

    Reporter: I have to go now
    3essam: No boroborem..u light Egybt

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    LOL that was a Awesome joke...hehe

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    nice one..

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