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    rajnikant and jayalalitha

    Rajnikant was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "You know, I know everyone
    Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

    Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about
    Tom Cruise?"

    "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

    So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's

    and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts :--- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your
    friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

    ..Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.After they leave
    Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was
    just lucky.

    "No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says

    ."President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts

    .."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him .

    And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and
    motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
    meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee
    first and catch up".


    Well, Jayalalitha is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. Af
    ter they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

    "The Pope," Jayalalitha replies

    .."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a
    long time".

    Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
    Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
    these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
    upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

    And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .. Su re enough,
    half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

    But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha has had a heart
    attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Wo rking his way to Jayalalitha's
    side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?"

    Jayalalitha looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came
    out on the balcony and the man next to me said,








    "Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

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    nice thinking

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    Haha I have read the same joke in another version... Thanks for the share!!

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