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    Singapore Jokes

    Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
    much would your father still have?
    Ah Kau: $10.
    Teacher: You don't know Maths.
    Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

    Mother: David, come here.
    David: Yes, mum.
    Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
    David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
    Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you

    Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
    Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
    Father: So?
    Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
    On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
    If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Yes Dear.
    Girl: Would you die for me?
    Boy: No la, mine is undying love only! !!!

    Man: How old is your father?
    Boy: Same as me la.
    Man: How can that be?
    Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!

    Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
    your brother's. Did you copy his?
    Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

    Teacher: Where were you born?
    Student: Singapore , Sir.
    Teacher: Which part?
    Student: All of me ma....

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    Haha Nice, but I guess it's a repost... But it's alright...

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