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    sweety4u
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    COFFEE, FLY and COUNTRIES

    COFFEE, FLY and COUNTRIES

    What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!



    The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good .



    The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee .



    The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee .



    The Israeli will :



    1. Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese .



    2. Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure .



    3. Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah , Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons .



    4. Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights .



    5. Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee .



    6. Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip .



    7. Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians .



    8. Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee .



     



    9. Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century .


    10. Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still , not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation .



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    lalliv
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    how come an indian got left out??

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    shalin_99
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    nice

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    LOL Nice........

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    krimkash
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    nice..

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