You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer 1: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will become LIGHTER..... .....
using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
Answer 2: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Answer 3: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
Answer 4: Start praising one cigarette,
The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
Statutory Warning: Cigarette Smoking Is Injurious To Health.
Ha Ha Ha …… Keep Smilng