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    krimkash
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    recruitment policy....nice one

    HOW TO RECRUIT THE center PERSON FOR THE JOB?
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    Put about 100 bricks in some
    Particular order in a closed
    Room with an
    Open window.
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    Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
    The room and close the door.
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    Leave them alone and come back
    After 6 hours and then analyze
    The situation.
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    If they are counting the
    Bricks.
    Put them in the accounts
    Department.
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    If they are recounting them..
    Put them in auditing .
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    If they have messed up the
    Whole place with the bricks.
    Put them in engineering.
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    If they are arranging the
    Bricks in some strange order.
    Put them in planning.
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    If they are throwing the
    Bricks at each other.
    Put them in operations ..
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    If they are sleeping.
    Put them in security.
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    If they have broken the bricks
    Into pieces.
    Put them in information
    Technology.
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    If they are sitting idle.
    Put them in human resources.
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    If they say they have tried
    Different combinations, yet
    Not a brick has
    Been moved. Put them in sales.
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    If they have already left for
    The day.
    Put them in marketing.
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    If they are staring out of the
    Window.
    Put them on strategic
    Planning.
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    And then last but not least.
    If they are talking to each
    Other and not a single brick
    Has been
    Moved.
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    Congratulate them and put them
    In top management.
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  2. #2
    sweety4u
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    lolzz gud one

  3. #3
    shalin_99
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    ROFL!

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    Good One but I think this is a repost!!! But it's OK

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    D_only_one
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    yup a repost... it was posted by me b4.. anyways nice post.....

  6. #6
    krimkash
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    hmmm!!!! yaar hamesh mere saath hi kyon hota hai...???

  7. #7
    coolestnapster
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    pata nahi aapke saath kyun hota hai...lolz ..chill yaar anyone can do repost

  8. #8
    beng072488
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    repost

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