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  1. #1
    sweety4u
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    LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...................

    In a Bangkok temple:
    “IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED
    AS A MAN.”

    Cocktail lounge, Norway:
    “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.”

    Doctors’ office, Rome:
    “SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES”

    Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
    “DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS”

    In a Nairobi restaurant:
    “CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER”

    On a River/highway crossing:
    “TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
    IMPASSABLE.”

    On a poster at an educational institution:
    “ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP YOU”

    In a City restaurant:
    “OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS”

    A sign seen on an automatic rest-room hand dryer:
    “DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS”

    In a cemetery:
    “PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR
    OWN GRAVES”

    Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
    “GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING
    BEHAVIOURS IN BED”

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
    “OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.”

    In a Tokyo bar:
    “SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS”

    Hotel, Yugoslavia:
    “THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE
    CHAMBERMAID”

    Hotel, Japan:
    “YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.”

    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across a monastery:
    “YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND
    SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT
    THURSDAY”

    A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:
    “IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT
    PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE
    TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS

    PURPOSE”

    Hotel, Zurich:
    “BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE
    OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED
    FOR
    THIS PURPOSE”

    Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
    “WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?”

    The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: “GUARANTEED TO WORK
    THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE”


     


    In a Swiss mountain inn:
    “SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM”

    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
    “WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.”

    A laundry in Rome:
    “LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A
    GOOD TIME



  2. #2
    coolestnapster
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    da gud one

  3. #3
    shalin_99
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    yes
    lolz is the perfect word to say

  4. #4
    beng072488
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    that was nice

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    ROFL!!!

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