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    D_only_one
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    DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT OR WOMEN

    DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
    go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
    the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque."

    "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,
    whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
    REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
    discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
    as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
    go about his work.

    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
    yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
    himself any longer and yelled,

    "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

    To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


    Men just don't listen!


     



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    sweety4u
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    GUDDDDDDD

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    D_only_one
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    Tks Sweety for your valuable comments...

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    D_only_one
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    tks jojo...

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    yes... ROFL
    good one

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