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    Must Read!!!!!- Quote's for the day

    Easy Ways to Die :

    Either because of the Wife, Girlfriend, Mistress, or all

    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

    A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

    One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    Three FASTEST means of Communication :
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman
    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

    Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

    A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC

    Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
    Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

    If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

    Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

    Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

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    Tks.... for your sweet comments sweety....

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    LOL Good ones..

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    dino back with good jokes...

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