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    A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

    I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have
    forwarded chain
    letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005

    Because of your kindness:

    * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
    removing toilet stains.

    * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
    infected with AIDS.

    * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
    cause cancer.

    * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
    sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
    will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

    * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial
    a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

    * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
    sick from the rat feces and urine.

    * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is,
    for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and
    leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
    was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

    ! * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
    that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
    their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

    * My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid
    vacation to Disneyland.

    * Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to
    transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions$.

    * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics
    etc� now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

    If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10
    seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm

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    Hehehe Nice one Dinesh!!!

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    tks jojo...

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    nice one...!!!

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