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    Lina
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    Best joke in a competition..............

    This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

    organized in Britain

    Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of

    Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in

    turn.

    When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

    The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in

    The glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."



    Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in

    Dubai, the other in Canada , and I'm here in Ludhiana .



    When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to

    Remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.



    Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same

    way:

    He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.



    One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other

    Regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."



    Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye

    and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says,


     




    "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

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    . GUESS WHAT !

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    "Only thing is ---- It's me who quit drinking"!!



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    shalin_99
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    HA HA ... GOOD ONE

  3. #3
    Lina
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    hey shaluuuuuuu cheers yaar................

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    LOL Good One Lina

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    sweety4u
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    coolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  6. #6
    Lina
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    jojo & sweety cheers yaar...............love u.......

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    D_only_one
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    Oye bale bale Lina... maine bhi daru chod di yarrrr (waise ae bhi joke hainnnn)...nice one...

  8. #8
    Lina
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    hey dinoooooo balle balle....................oye & cheers yaar............mainu tera style wadda changa laga............

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