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    Two cows are standing in a field.
    One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
    The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

    Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
    Student: I is the....
    Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
    Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

    A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
    The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
    The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
    The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
    The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
    The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

    A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
    B: Ok
    A: A white horse fell in the mud.

    If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

    On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
    "What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
    "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

    Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
    Student: I don't know.
    Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
    Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

    Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
    Student: No, he did it all by himself.

    A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
    B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
    A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
    B: I'm not. I'm her mother

    A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

    Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
    Man: I offer you myself.
    Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
    Man: I want to share everything with you.
    Woman: Let's start from your bank account

    Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
    Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
    Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

    Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
    Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
    Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
    Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

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    thanks jojo

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    well hi arun.............welcome to the best forum of the net

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